Happy Earth day!!
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
Oh hell no
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
My mom had an excellent idea
This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco